
"Paper, Scissors, Botox"
Taste is required so is beauty; the dead can't complain anymore about new trends in the body erotic. Artificial is good enhanced while natural is a trivial pursuit. The land has escaped the rapture still waiting under over utilization for the big dig and the consequential rededication of unaltered nonsense.
Until than its “suck, cut, paste and immobilize”.
The body has become like a piece of marble that can be transformed into any kind of shape even if it means to deface a face by turning it into the face of a humanized cat like Capore.
It seems wittier at first than logical in its next step but quickly becomes ridiculous down the road to Cartoons Ville.
But the guys are happy looking at doey eyed over breasted little wife’s dressed like naughty Barbie’s.
Arousal is guaranteed as long as one doesn’t touch the fruit of this laborious nip and tuck façade.
One might experiences a surprise leak or a cheek that doesn’t feel the pucker.
Sure Luise Bourgeois painted, drew, reconstructed fantasies like this long ago but I am sure she did not intend to be the inspiration for such outgrowths of human libido.
We all learned lately that reality can be weirder that fantasy. It shows that we don’t just do it with our eyes closed but that we also fuck to satisfy our imagination.
There is no question that even this trend will pass and that those replaced Silicone implants will show up in an art exhibit maybe titled “Redux – Reflux” if it hasn’t already happened.
It gives a whole new meaning to “when Art goes skin deep”.
So what! Reality is out/ dead unless it’s hyper reality of course or infantile reverential reality.
Not so fast you say and what’s all this wordy orgy suppose to be about?
Honestly I don’t know why all of a sudden all the faces around me look alike with this botoxed mastitis and so does the Art as if everyone belongs to the same creative tinker tank and decided which stitched together slope to take next.
Places open like Together gallery or Grashut and I can’t seem to figure out whose show I am looking at.
Art has become plastered over by all the trends that ever promised success graphicy or artsy, re fab, pre consumed, pre ordained you name it it's on the shelf with all the other plagiarized perevilia.
Cut paste ready sign it frame it and declare it an original. Tada good plagiarism makes the best Art.
What’s wrong with plagiarism? You ask; nothing of course because originally we learned from each other by copying each other’s behavior. That’s how the brain works in the early stages of development until we supposedly wean ourselves from old parental paradigms and develop our own frontal lobe world.
But we have become so lazy because all things creative are just a mouse click away and with a little artistic Botox looks just as fresh as other peoples potpourri but we can claim it as ours.
Have you created a “Motherwell’ lately; you know ripped some brightly colored paper, a strip of refit text and some black ink in splotches will do the trick. Have it screen printed and you are in business.
Oh what you are in need of a Chris Martin ; take your daughters drawing and fill it in with semi solid colors and a few out of place white dots you got it.
Jim Dine anyone; trace an antic figure and give it a splotchy back round wham bam there you go.
How about an Andy Warhol to go; get a faded picture of Marilyn outline her face lips eyes and nose with a water resistant marker and pop goes the weasel.
Lately even blind people have become photographers showing their Art to non blind people. I have nothing against blind people I could become one of them but what the fuck? Sure it’s a nice gimmick I guess soon blind people will Botox others and the result will be also sold as Art.
Everybody wants to be in the fine Arts lately no matter how unrefined it is.
Unrefined is the new black just use black glitter there you have it; an understated statement about blackness in America.
The Art waters have become very shallow at least nobody will drown in it soon. Over bearing minimalism competes with under developed exuberance for first place in the race to win the Art Tour de Force but most of us will stay stuck in the deluge but you decide what’s better for our Art Nation, who has the best botoxed looks for marketing the whole package and who’s implants stand the most erect like sculptors to be touched by infidels.
copyright 2009 R. Schemmerer































